Tampa, FL - This was in Slashdot a while back.

This waking dream has been making the rounds: what if you woke and found a strange and beautiful woman in your bed, and she was inscrutable, unpredictable, and dangerous... but oh so beautiful? That's Vista for you.
Slashdot: What Vista is really like

I know it's old, but I'm just now getting caught up.

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Every computer that is turned on is running in one of two states: Those that have crashed, and those that are about to crash.
- Bramm Flynn