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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

You might have high blood pressure if…

You might have high blood pressure if...

- The machine says "Flaming Death on a Stick" when the test is finished.

- The inflatable cuff around your arm pops like a cheap balloon.

- The machine displays a message directing you to the "Industrial Model" on your right.

- The entire Eastern Seaboard blacks out during the test.

- The test stops and the machine tells you to "sit quietly, remain calm, paramedics are on the way."

- The fire sprinklers over your head go off during the test.

- The machine asks if your living will is up to date.

- At the conclusion of the test a spectral cloaked and hooded figure bearing a large scythe appears in front of you. It is staring at you, slowly shaking its head.


One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
- Earl Wilson



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